exhists:

my friday nights consist of me singing old disney songs at the top of my lungs

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mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

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wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious)

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I think the saddest thing someone could ever say..is please don’t leave me.
― (via polosfordayss)
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officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

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nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

(Source: okaywork)

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yepitsprep:

You’re about as irrelevant as Vanessa was in Gossip Girl

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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