…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.
― Gillian Flynn  (via blua)

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in